Mystery Science Theater 3000: Movie Plot: The Space Children An alien blob forces children to sabotage a miltary project. Also riffed was the short: Century 21 Calling. Intro: Tom opens a kissing booth to start up his chain of kissing booths. He gives Mike a perfunctory Grandma kiss for $49.95. Segment One: Tom practices kissing...and likes it! Pearl installs a new phone system in the castle and on the SOL to take over the world by more efficent officing. She has a conference call with Mike and the 'bots, but with all the open lines(because the 'bots can't use their hands) no one can hear anyone else. Segment Two: Mike pretends to be the young boy from the short. The 'bots respond by whacking him with a wrecking ball. Segment Three: While launching a model rocket Mike gets blown up. Pearl plans to launch Bobo into space in a rocket, but the training doesn't go well because of a faulty centrifuge. Segment Four: Crow presents a line of fashions for Jackie Coogan to wear, inspired by the short shorts he wore in the movie. Tom and Mike object, but Crow needs to lash out, and the clothes get skimpier and skimpier. Segment Five: The blob from the movie comes on the SOL because Tom has a nuclear weapon(which he was going to use as defense from Crow and Mike). The first official launch of Castle Forrester's rocket commences, but Bobo gets out before it does because he forgot his 3 Musketeers bar. The rocket then veers towards the castle and everyone proclaims their love for everyone else as the rocket crashes into the castle...or does it? Stinger: Russell Johnson is dazed.

Starring:

Kevin Murphy

Genre:

Comedy, Sci-Fi